Cnn News: Dick Van Dyke does a fund raising effort for Big Cat Rescue.

Fox News: Penis Box truck Lesbian pays for recycled fat pussy.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, November 27th, 2018

Once upon a time:

I once fell in love with a pretty girl
I once fell in love with a friend
I once fell in love with an idea
I once settle for love
I once thought it was love
I once tried to prove myself for love
I once paid for love
I once was used for love
I once was torn away from love
I once pretended it was love
I once struggled through love
I once betrayed love
I once feared love
I once loved strangers
I once shared love
I once found the one for me to love
I once didn’t know what love was
I once loved fearlessly
I once loved myself
I once loved life

And they lived happily ever after.

~Nerdo

Saturday, November 24th, 2018

“I’m looking for a ring that is nice enough to say that she is taken by a good man. However I want it cheap enough to say she’ll still suck a dick on the side.”
~Nerdo

Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

Can’t help but to think America was finally sick of having to chose the lesser of 2 evils and went for the greater for once.

~Nerdo

Friday, September 28th, 2018

I think your imperfections are beautiful. However mine are a deal breaker.

~Nerdo

Friday, September 28th, 2018

You will never be as beautiful as the person who loves you thinks you are.

~Nerdo

Monday, August 13th, 2018

I remember the first time I had to walk away from a Toxic relationship. I was in it for so long that I didn’t think there was a way out. Well. I took that step, and they kept trying to get me back it. IT was super hard at first and I was actually mocked by others for the “Down grade”. But in the end, it’s worked out for the best and even thought we had our moments , I’m really happy I left Sprint for Metro PCs.

~Nerdo

Thursday, August 9th, 2018

I see myself in other people. IF I don’t like what I see, I stop masturbating.

~nerdo

Tuesday, August 7th, 2018

Politics is a disease.
Free medical is a choice.

~Nerdo

Sunday, August 5th, 2018

Most left handed pot smokers think that there’s no problem with one of their hands being dominant yet openly speak out about equal rights.

~Nerdo

Saturday, July 7th, 2018