The only time I like being the bigger person is when my ex is comparing dick sizes
Tuesday, May 14th, 2019
I wanna see Gods tax returns.
Tuesday, April 9th, 2019
Men sleeps with 100 women… cool.
Woman sleeps with 100 men… Slut.
People not getting sex: Would love to have someone to call a slut during sex but settles for porn hub.
Trump says dumb shit all the time…. He’s a good business man.
AOC says dumb shit once in a while.., She’s a dumb waitress.
Americans: Would love to have a government of leaders they respected, but settle for rooting for one or two people that the media tells you love.
Just feels like Voting and Consent are National treasures that just aren’t fully understood and put to good use in this country.
Thursday, April 4th, 2019
Take a note pad….. and keep track of all the times boys try something…. and how you feel that day. Even simple things like eye contact, or the nice hello’s that don’t turn creepy. You’ll start to see the difference between guys appreciating you, and trying to get your attention. You’ll start seeing the difference between you being cold, and you being insecure. It really helps you get aware of how many times someone looks at you out of appreciation and you look away out of insecurities. You’ll surprise yourself. My mom had told me before she died: “The only thing, worse for a woman, than not being able to walk down the street without men trying to pick her up, is when they stop trying.”
Thursday, April 4th, 2019
Do not wait for God to help someone in need. Help them now so he can focus on someone you can’t reach.
Thursday, March 14th, 2019
To my beautiful friend:
I understand you when you say “I don’t know him like you do.” I understand that you have invested so much in him. You say he’s a good guy underneath. That when it’s good, it’s really good. When I show you the cycle of lies and abuse, you justify it by showing you’re a loyal person, dedicated to making it work. There is something romantic about “US against the world” I understand. You don’t want to hear negative things about him and only get angry when I point out the way he treated his previous partners.
No, I’m not trying to fuck you. I’m not trying to get out of the friend zone. I’m trying to show you how you should be treated. He should take care of you when your down. He should help you reach your goals. You should not be looked down upon for caring for your family’s needs too. As someone who cares about you, I understand you are in an abusive relationship and telling you so will only alienate you. This makes me very sad. You are pouring the good you have into a broken vessel and it’s not my place to try to stop you. I guess you will have to learn for yourself or just wait till he ultimately leaves you and move on with his life. I’ll be there to try to help you out of the the mess he leaves behind for you. I will still love you and be here when that time comes. That is if you don’t resent me too much for being honest with you now.
I have to say it regardless because I would not be a good friend of I didn’t:
Trump is not good for you.
Sunday, January 20th, 2019
90% of Americans are smarter than the average American and that’s why the other 10% don’t support Trump.
Thursday, January 17th, 2019
Not wanting for others to get free education because you are still paying off your loans is like Christians wanting you to burn in hell because you give good head to your friends and the only body they get in their mouth is communion.
Wednesday, January 16th, 2019
Before I fap to your nudes, can you tell me what gender you identify as? I don’t want to accidentally be gay.
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2019
Cnn News: Dick Van Dyke does a fund raising effort for Big Cat Rescue.
Fox News: Penis Box truck Lesbian pays for recycled fat pussy.
Tuesday, November 27th, 2018