Seven PM in the morning? ~my mom

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

I trust her.

Monday, October 11th, 2010

hot steaming coil of raucous excrement. i mean, dung.

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

“Come pound my snizz”

Monday, October 4th, 2010

It anoys the shit out of me when chicks forget I have a penis.

Monday, October 4th, 2010

no more flirting with the internet. i am married to

Monday, October 4th, 2010

I just realized that biting and pulling hair is a horrible thing for kids to do, but it’s a great thing to do to make kids. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

There is more to me then just my cock and more to you then just your twat.

Sunday, September 26th, 2010

You only like caucasain men? Asian men don’t have much in the area of cauc. Why only those?

Sunday, September 26th, 2010

haha poop.

Friday, September 24th, 2010