Its like all my female friends have synced their cycles n are dealing with the extra space available now that Aunt Flo left town. It has me thinking that I need to start a dating service for women who really need to fuck but can’t justify adding numbers because of what people would think. My guys will be so respectful, yet thorough that it will totally out shine the worse lay the girl had, effectively negating that experience. Boom, technically getting that good dick without adding to the slut meter. Thus the variable N-+1. Then if the lady in public technically wanted to lower her numbers she could order the N-1 combo package effectively negating 1 number per double stuffing of delectable cock. When asked how many men have you been with, she can answer “Technically N-1A if you don’t count oral” where A is the number of times she used the N-1 service. The idea came to me on how to help protect this endangered species of lady in public when observing them in their natural habitat. I myself was fairly lucky enough to have a double digit amount of life experiences negated by a single Lady. I can’t really remember more than a couple experiences prior to her. It’s like technically I’m at 3 now if you don’t count oral sex and priest.


I would need to start a mentoring program for men. Teach them tbe basics. Examples: The only lie you ever tell a woman is that she was the best at oral sex. Other than that be honest. I would have to contract the cougars to teach the men on how to get past a girls insecurities and fuck her confidence. Fuck her chakras back into alignment instead of just trying to fuck her teeth loose. Basic things like that plus the secrets that are passed down through the ages by the secret brotherhood.

Shit. This is America. This is totally illegal. Nvm.

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2017

Condoms tell less lies then lovers do.


Wednesday, August 2nd, 2017

My sex life has led me to have unrealistic expectations from porn.

Friday, July 28th, 2017

My cock is on fire
Not from desire
Anger pulses through it
A glorious flesh spire


Tuesday, July 25th, 2017

When I see someone’s true colors, I tend to hold grudges. I forget sometimes we are all on different parts of the same spectrum.


Sunday, July 9th, 2017

So when she told me she was willing to do anything but sex in return for the favor. I didn’t realize she said she was saying that she was willing to do anything butt sex in return for the favor.


Friday, June 30th, 2017

Do it. It’s not a good cause, but do it cause it’s good.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2017

She’s click bait for fuck boys.


Tuesday, June 13th, 2017

Good vibes don’t heal real wounds.

Sunday, June 4th, 2017


It used to be that it took a key to unlock a woman’s heart. Now it just takes a key bump to get to the pussy.

I wish I could tell every single 16yo girl this: After you pick up your first hoop, joint, and fuck boy. Put everything but the hoop down. Finish your last bit of school n don’t let anyone help you be woke with a little baggy of powder. People who don’t sleep get pretty bad pretty quick.

I would suggest to them….. Don’t let the first impression you make on a boy be your pussy. Most Fuck boys can’t last longer than 3 dates before they find someone easier. So hold out to the 4th. N let that date be a trip to the clinic to get tested.

I would buy them a glass of their favorite booze. I would pour it into a flower pot…. As it leaks all over the table… I would explain to them. This is what it’s like to date a broken person. You can pour all your good into a person, but if they aren’t designed to contain you… You’ll just become as useless as a flower pot to an alcoholic. N trust me, a wine glass full of fertilizer won’t taste very good either. Girls aren’t learning this from their daddies . Many Momma’s never learned it to teach it.

We pretend that 16 yo aren’t horny, curious and that they don’t know everything already. Just be honest with them.


Tuesday, May 30th, 2017