A suggestion how to not suck at life.

Take inventory of what you got.
Make a list of what you want.
Post it on Facebook.
Anyone who’s not willing to help you get what you want sucks. Put them aside and only deal with people who wanna help you.

Don’t ask them to help you.
Ask them how you can help them.

Help them reach their goals.

The ones that don’t automatically help you with yours, put them aside. Pretty soon you’ll see that there is one person you can count on no matter what… N you’ll be surprised, because you never knew they were there till you put all the other people aside who aren’t always there for you.

Monday, May 22nd, 2017

Be an asset, not an ass hat.

~Nerdo

Sunday, May 21st, 2017

Did you just assume my lack of ethnicity?

I’m not white. I’m Canadian.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, May 16th, 2017

I only lie to make myself look bad.

~Nerdo

Sunday, May 14th, 2017

Why won’t anybody let me stop being a victim?

~Nerdo

Sunday, May 14th, 2017

In honor of my Amazing mom:

I’ve been asking restaurants that have free breakfast if you bring in your mom for mothers day: “Can I still get free breakfast if I bring her in an urn with me?”

~Nerdo

Saturday, May 13th, 2017

She’s like the ugly duckling. However in her case she was already pretty and turned into a goddess.

~Nerdo

Saturday, May 13th, 2017

Spending 4 hours to find a porno to fap over does not count as tantric does it?

Friday, May 12th, 2017

The bigger you dream, the harder people work at taking the dream from you.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, May 9th, 2017

I can’t say that I’m far from perfect. Quite the opposite actually. She’s sleeping right next to me. ~Nerdo

Monday, May 1st, 2017