My sex life has led me to have unrealistic expectations from porn.

Friday, July 28th, 2017

My cock is on fire
Not from desire
Anger pulses through it
A glorious flesh spire


Tuesday, July 25th, 2017

When I see someone’s true colors, I tend to hold grudges. I forget sometimes we are all on different parts of the same spectrum.


Sunday, July 9th, 2017

So when she told me she was willing to do anything but sex in return for the favor. I didn’t realize she said she was saying that she was willing to do anything butt sex in return for the favor.


Friday, June 30th, 2017

Do it. It’s not a good cause, but do it cause it’s good.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2017

She’s click bait for fuck boys.


Tuesday, June 13th, 2017

Good vibes don’t heal real wounds.

Sunday, June 4th, 2017


It used to be that it took a key to unlock a woman’s heart. Now it just takes a key bump to get to the pussy.

I wish I could tell every single 16yo girl this: After you pick up your first hoop, joint, and fuck boy. Put everything but the hoop down. Finish your last bit of school n don’t let anyone help you be woke with a little baggy of powder. People who don’t sleep get pretty bad pretty quick.

I would suggest to them….. Don’t let the first impression you make on a boy be your pussy. Most Fuck boys can’t last longer than 3 dates before they find someone easier. So hold out to the 4th. N let that date be a trip to the clinic to get tested.

I would buy them a glass of their favorite booze. I would pour it into a flower pot…. As it leaks all over the table… I would explain to them. This is what it’s like to date a broken person. You can pour all your good into a person, but if they aren’t designed to contain you… You’ll just become as useless as a flower pot to an alcoholic. N trust me, a wine glass full of fertilizer won’t taste very good either. Girls aren’t learning this from their daddies . Many Momma’s never learned it to teach it.

We pretend that 16 yo aren’t horny, curious and that they don’t know everything already. Just be honest with them.


Tuesday, May 30th, 2017

“Don’t you realize yet that I only care about the opinions of attractive people?”


Wednesday, May 24th, 2017

If someone is upset because they peed in their fruit loops, n won’t stop complaining that they peed in their fruit loops, and you show them how to pee in the toilet, but they pee in their fruit loops and say it’s because you made them do it… And then complain about it… I’m going to keep them away from my fruit loops before I get tempted to pee in my fruit loops out of peer pressure.


Tuesday, May 23rd, 2017