Be an asset, not an ass hat.

~Nerdo

Sunday, May 21st, 2017

Did you just assume my lack of ethnicity?

I’m not white. I’m Canadian.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, May 16th, 2017

I only lie to make myself look bad.

~Nerdo

Sunday, May 14th, 2017

Why won’t anybody let me stop being a victim?

~Nerdo

Sunday, May 14th, 2017

In honor of my Amazing mom:

I’ve been asking restaurants that have free breakfast if you bring in your mom for mothers day: “Can I still get free breakfast if I bring her in an urn with me?”

~Nerdo

Saturday, May 13th, 2017

She’s like the ugly duckling. However in her case she was already pretty and turned into a goddess.

~Nerdo

Saturday, May 13th, 2017

Spending 4 hours to find a porno to fap over does not count as tantric does it?

Friday, May 12th, 2017

The bigger you dream, the harder people work at taking the dream from you.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, May 9th, 2017

I can’t say that I’m far from perfect. Quite the opposite actually. She’s sleeping right next to me. ~Nerdo

Monday, May 1st, 2017

An older lady kinda caught my eye. I was tempted to ask “Does the asbestos match the lead?”

~Nerdo

Monday, May 1st, 2017