Sunday, November 21st, 2010

It’s better when it hurts, when it’s stop hurting, you start forgetting. ~Nerdo

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

50% of marriages fail. So if you are happily married your spouse is probably miserable. ~nerdo

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

I’m French, we don’t have to pay child support because when the Americans bailed us out in WW][, the knocked up all our women and left. So Obama made a deal with the French. We start wearing deodorant and he’ll put French babies in the next bail out. ~nerdo

Friday, November 19th, 2010

If I were a sperm cell and you were an egg. I would pull over and wait to sober up a bit more before I continued.

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

That is an orgasm waiting to happen. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

So my stomach was making some really weird noises… Was assuming a epic fart was down the road… Then I realized I was laying on my phone and someone was talking to me about butt dialing. ~Nerdo

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events.Negligible minds discuss people. I have an idea, lets make a date, and talk about your ex.

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Wonder what the devil thought every time Jesus took a dump. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

You know, I grew up thinking that masturbation was wrong, and that everyone one heaven was watching me when I did it. Talk about guilty pleasure! ~Nerdo

Thursday, November 4th, 2010