I don’t stand ladies up. I bend them over.

Sunday, October 17th, 2010

What do you think of my new picture? ~ HerMakes me want to disrespect your face ~ NerdoWow ~ Her

Sunday, October 17th, 2010

Listen, a douch is great to clean out your system once in a while. It’s not his fault you expected to use him every day. ~Nerdo

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

Seven PM in the morning? ~my mom

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

I trust her.

Monday, October 11th, 2010

hot steaming coil of raucous excrement. i mean, dung.

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

“Come pound my snizz”

Monday, October 4th, 2010

It anoys the shit out of me when chicks forget I have a penis.

Monday, October 4th, 2010

no more flirting with the internet. i am married to xnxx.com

Monday, October 4th, 2010

I just realized that biting and pulling hair is a horrible thing for kids to do, but it’s a great thing to do to make kids. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010