Jennifer: Thanks John. I appreciate you telling me that.about a minute ago · Like John: My pleasure. Wow, I just used you to pleasure myself.2 seconds ago

Friday, October 29th, 2010

you’re an idiot :]

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake: I’ll probably shit the bed.

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake: I’ll probably shit the bed.

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

lessthenperfect.com is my new project. Help! ~ Nerdo

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

When talking to a friend about an evil ex.. I would have kidnapped you and locked you in a towertill some knight in shining armor could save you ~Nerdo

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Don’t you hate it when you are in the mood for sushi and all you have is Easy Mac? Well I’m not that guy. I was in the mood for Easy Mac and I got sushi. ~Nerdo

Monday, October 18th, 2010

I hate it when my foot falls asleep… and I can’t find it… It’s like when your phones on silent and the couch ate it. ~Nerdo

Monday, October 18th, 2010

ATTENTION WOMEN: Douches are for a once in a while need to take care of something. It is not an every day thing. If you try to use a douche every day, you are just going to mess yourself up. If you are stupid enough to try to douche every day, don’t get mad at him for not being there when you actually need him. ~ Nerdo

Sunday, October 17th, 2010

I don’t stand ladies up. I bend them over.

Sunday, October 17th, 2010