It’s ok hun, you don’t need to be turned on for me to get off.

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Rickie: Whats an aptitude test?Lahey: its a suitability test rickieRickie: Look I’ll wear a suit if i have too, I dont care.

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Yolandawhat do you think about vajazzling12:26amMeI think it’s a word I’ve never seen before12:28amYolandaits a bedazzled vajayjay

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Ok. This thing works. Looking forward to seeing what stupid shit people say. ~Le~Nerdo

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

imagine: MEXICAN mexicans.

Monday, August 30th, 2010

I’m going to punch you in the face

Monday, August 30th, 2010

My heart was bruised and aged, but now thanks’s to you, there are stretch marks on it too!

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

Hush, you know good sex is worth it’s weight in air miles.

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

I didn’t say where you’ll feel the tingle

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

Hush, you know good sex is worth it’s weight in air miles.

Sunday, August 29th, 2010