Author: le nerdo

The only think I ever consciously did to hurt anybody was to let them know I expect them to not treat me like shit.

~Nerdo

Thursday, May 26th, 2016

The problem isn’t knowing what to say to a girl. The problem is not knowing what you are offering her.

~Nerdo

Thursday, May 26th, 2016

I find it odd that lizards can get into the house. This particular one actually made its way into our sex drawer. Normally I put them outside right away, but I figured I’d let this one finish eating.

~Nerdo

Thursday, May 26th, 2016

Why can’t cold sushi be as amazing as cold pizza? It’s kind of like when your ex gives you head as compared to before you got to know them.

~Nerdo

Sunday, May 22nd, 2016

What you consider a sin, I consider a Victory

~Nerdo

Saturday, May 14th, 2016

The reason the word of god is infallible is because he doesn’t speak. ~Nerdo

Saturday, May 7th, 2016

Her: Whats cocaine smell like?
Me: My dick if you’re lucky.

~Nerdo

Thursday, May 5th, 2016

Girls tend to think I’m flirting when I give them an honest complement. I am. I have no fucking clue how to actually be nice.

Wednesday, May 4th, 2016

I’m fluent in many dialects of “Yo girl, can I has yo numba?” ~Nerdo

Monday, May 2nd, 2016

I only use word bae to describe what stung me on the lip. ~Nerdo

Saturday, April 30th, 2016