Author: le nerdo

I want someone to look at me the way I look at this genital wart.

~Nerdo

Saturday, April 30th, 2016

Best part of not being single? Knowing some girl out there is lucky enough to have an awesome guy like me.

Saturday, April 30th, 2016

My girlfriend sad the same to me ” I need a massage and a blunt”and I layed her down, started at her shoulders and told her she needed to eat a cheese burger. She said “A little lower and little less blunt please ” ~Nerdo

Sunday, April 24th, 2016

You don’t have to love yourself to be loved. Many will love you regardless of your lack of,self worth. However, they will need therapy when you are done with ~Nerdo.

Monday, April 18th, 2016

I got kicked off plenty of fish because I said I wanna date a woman with black kids so I know what ones are mine when I visit.

~Nerdo

Monday, April 18th, 2016

I’m a racist who doesn’t hate.
I’m a gay who isn’t attracted to my same gender.
I’m a bigot who believes in equality.
I’m a polygamous who is loyal to one woman.
I’m a victim of peace.
I’m a vegan who eats meat
I’m an atheist who believes in God.
I’m a transgender male who identifies as a male.
I am an artist that doesn’t create
I am a name tag with no label.
I am nothing without you.

~Nerdo

Sunday, April 17th, 2016

Me: What kind of porn do you watch?
Her: There’s different kinds?
Me: Check please!

~Nerdo

Sunday, April 17th, 2016

Champions, the breakfast of zombies. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, March 29th, 2016

Watching porn takes 2 minutes. Finding the porn you wanna watch takes hours. ~Nerdo

Monday, March 28th, 2016

Here is a good policy for dating I’ve taken… 1 date of my choosing, one date of her choice. then we together go get STD testing for the 3rd datem and the 4th date we share results.

Friday, March 11th, 2016