Who made up all the rules
We follow them like fools
Believe them to be true
Don’t care to think them through.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, March 8th, 2016

I’m over here just lovingly embracing the world.

Wednesday, February 24th, 2016

Facebook needs a reset button that lets you keep all tagged photos but removed everyone who hasn’t interacted with you since you had sex with them. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, February 24th, 2016

Death is natures way to say sex is ok. ~Nerdo

Monday, February 22nd, 2016

You scared to live a life of regrets? Scared to tell your kids “When I was your age, We worked 80 hours a week to pay for school, and if we got a tumor, Ya either paid to have it removed, or ya ate it.”

Yes, You paid to go to school. Would you have donated that money to your favorite corporation if you didn’t have to?

You only had to pay for college because someone like Bernie wasn’t in office. Kids in Quebec rioted because someone said they should pay for text books.

Ya work hard, got a good job, got your insurance incase you get sick… Don’t get sick. You’ll find out real fast that your job will let you go and your insurance will drop when the money stops. Insurance is a loan from you that they don’t want to pay back.

~Nerdo

Sunday, February 21st, 2016

I really miss being a nobody where anything I did was only judged by my own insecurities. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, February 17th, 2016

A white guy, a black guy and a red guy walked into a bar to have a drink. They all thought I was racist for labeling the red guy. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, February 17th, 2016

I never new what is was like to be the most beautiful man in the world till Nina started looking at me lovingly.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, February 16th, 2016

I hate it when I escaped the friend zone by accident, then piss off the girl when I try to get back in it. “Yes, I shamelessly complement you, No, I am not trying to get with you, now left me grab your butt” ~Nerdo

Thursday, February 11th, 2016

The secret to being happy, is by not letting others share the secret of being unhappy with you. ~Nerdo

Saturday, January 23rd, 2016