le nerdo – Page 14 – Stupid Shit I Say

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2013. Yolo
2014. Ratchet
2015. Trap
2016. RIP

~Nerdo

Tuesday, January 19th, 2016

I think some people don’t have anybody to look up to because they fear being looked down on. I feel if you can learn from others mistakes, You can spend more time learning from your own successes. Youth is wasted on the young. You only live once. Age ain’t nothing but a thing (that slowly lessenes the amount of lessons you have time to learn). I’m pretty excited about the game day. The place only fits 50 people so I’m probably going to have to hid the event page. ~Nerdo

Saturday, January 16th, 2016

I woke up and my mind was swirling ……that maybe, just maybe, a while back the devil made a deal with 4 good people. He said, I’ll make you famous, but you bring people to me. Let your sins be a beacon to lure others from their path. So he had a man dress like a girl, one to teach dark arts, one to push drinking with Jack and coke, one to take advantage of a young French girl, and he gave them all 50 years to turn the world against Christ’s teachings. Once they were successful… He gave them cancers kiss… and the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse have begun the end of the world as was foretold. I think we should celebrate with a coconut oil orgy and grilled cheese party. Maybe. ~Nerdo

Friday, January 15th, 2016

Hey guys, I just want you to know I’m not dead yet but, I am totally open to the idea of everybody talking about how great I was and how close they were to me even without my demise. They can even say how much I will be missed. I don’t need you to actually be a friend or know me well either . Just post and tag me like you do when anyone else passes away that you forgot existed. Ya don’t have to wait till I die to post that you cared. I’m sure people will still click like on it.
When we lose someone close, we are left with a hole in our hearts. When we lose someone like Bowie or Rickman, we are left with a hole in our imagination. Really people, live the lie. Tell people how much they mean to you. Write these artist fan letters , write your old friends love letter. Thank strangers , business owners, fellow party patrons for helping you enjoy your life.

I try.

It’s hard.

~Nerdo

Thursday, January 14th, 2016

My every waking breath belongs to her. When I’m asleep however, everyone’s fair game. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, January 12th, 2016

Bad decisions are easy to make if you don’t have good intentions. ~Nerdo

Friday, January 8th, 2016

I spend 75% of my life in bed because of my ailments. Anyone who knows me, knows where to find me, in my bed. If you can’t make the most out of the % of time your ailments are not keeping you down… then I suggest

Tuesday, December 29th, 2015

Ya know, at one point the nest we out grew is the only blue print we have to refer to when it’s time to build one ourselves. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, December 29th, 2015

If I had a kid I would teach it that we all have imaginary friends. I would say they keep us,from being lonely, doing harm, And a number of other cock blocking uses. I would say “Jesus, Santa, Mohammed, Elvis, Easter bunny , krampus etc are all real in our imagination. Then I would get a first aid kit to clean him up after the other kids beat him up

~Nerdo

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015