Author: le nerdo

Did you just assume my lack of ethnicity?

I’m not white. I’m Canadian.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, May 16th, 2017

I only lie to make myself look bad.

~Nerdo

Sunday, May 14th, 2017

Why won’t anybody let me stop being a victim?

~Nerdo

Sunday, May 14th, 2017

In honor of my Amazing mom:

I’ve been asking restaurants that have free breakfast if you bring in your mom for mothers day: “Can I still get free breakfast if I bring her in an urn with me?”

~Nerdo

Saturday, May 13th, 2017

She’s like the ugly duckling. However in her case she was already pretty and turned into a goddess.

~Nerdo

Saturday, May 13th, 2017

Spending 4 hours to find a porno to fap over does not count as tantric does it?

Friday, May 12th, 2017

The bigger you dream, the harder people work at taking the dream from you.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, May 9th, 2017

I can’t say that I’m far from perfect. Quite the opposite actually. She’s sleeping right next to me. ~Nerdo

Monday, May 1st, 2017

An older lady kinda caught my eye. I was tempted to ask “Does the asbestos match the lead?”

~Nerdo

Monday, May 1st, 2017

Him:How do you do it?

Me: It’s simple. Everyone notices me because of the ass. Guys wanna get in good with me because the ass. They offer services. I find people who need those services n then redirect those offers to the people who need it. Then the community is helped without real effort on my part. That gives me freedom to focus on ass. The people who resent ass then talk shit about me and others who never would have known about me.. check me out , see n like the ass and inadvertently end up helping others through me too. It’s an ass based social capital system.

~Nerdo

Sunday, April 30th, 2017