Author: le nerdo

Her: You just lost the best thing you’ve ever had
Me: I’ve lost the best thing I’ve ever had many times before.

Sunday, December 11th, 2016

I hear Quebec is nice this time of century.

~Nerdo

Friday, December 2nd, 2016

Its like you n i are alone in a relationship…neither one having what they want… but hoping if hold out long enough.. the other will give it to them. ~Nerdo

Thursday, November 17th, 2016

The best part of sleeping alone is waking up to the person you love the most. ~Nerdo

Thursday, November 10th, 2016

Pasco is where meth heads go to retire.

Tuesday, November 8th, 2016

I suck at being single. Every girl friend zones me and ask me where they can find a guy like me. The just want the some like me but without such a big dick, and a bit more of a pushover.

~Nerdo

Tuesday, October 11th, 2016

As a boy I dreamed of girls
As a teen I feared girls
As a young man I didn’t understand girls
As a man I have a dream girl
As a the owner of some new limb clippers, I’m about to be a girl.

~Nerdo

Friday, September 30th, 2016

I saw your picture, and I could help but to notice that I was masturbating.

~Nerdo

Saturday, August 6th, 2016

45000 blacks die a year from smoking related illnesses because the white mans cigarettes.

~Nerdo

Thursday, July 21st, 2016

I’ll love you unconditionally as long as you never question it.

~Nerdo

Wednesday, July 20th, 2016