Author: naaadz

The reason I got banned off POF.com was because I said on my profile that “I wanted to date a woman with black kids, so that way when I come visit, I’ll know what ones are mine.” ~Nerdo

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

Dear santa. I was sex this Xmas. I am over 18 and wont report you anymore. ~Nerdo

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

My ex was so skinny I would roll her around in flower to find the dry spot. ~Nerdo

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

The closest thing to fondu I’ve had recently was when I left my munster cheeze in the car window.

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

Just because your a goddess, doesn’t make you any less of a girl. ~NErdo

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

I just woke up from an epic dream. Lots of details are fading fast, but I gotta tell you when a Buddy Christ*, ZOMBIE Jesus with Karate chop blood bolts from his hands and the Decepticon glow in his eyes shows up on the back of a jet ski and takes out the whole damn airplane I’m trying to steal from romE. You know your brain has something to say when you dream like that ~Nerdo

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

Hey, Wanna by some Chantix? I just need enough to by a pack of smokes. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

Everything thing happens for a reason. Some times the reason is your a total dipshit and should have known better. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

Why are you so sad? I wanna pry that frown open and make you gag. ~Nerdo

Friday, November 26th, 2010

I had a dream of a girl who looked like you. When I woke up, I jizzed and totally forgot about her till now. ~Nerdo

Friday, November 26th, 2010