What do you mean Taco Bell doesn’t offer free mobile to mobile? ~Nerdo

Friday, November 26th, 2010

I pledge allegiance to the united credit score of America. One nation under appreciated, uninsured, with free medical and pain killers for some. ~Nerdo

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

It took me twenty years to realize that the world was truly my oyster. Took me about 15 minutes after that to realize I was allergic to shellfish. ~Nerdo

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Wow, you look just like my Ex wife.. Wanna fuck for old times sake? ~Nerdo

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

I tried to watch human centi on net flix, but it was choppy… it would stream , cut, then stream again, then cut.., then stream again, then cut… kind if wish it was all connected into one long film… ~Nerdo

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

To everyone who forwards me little “Special friendship” text with cute pictures… I would really prefer you send me pictures of your ass and say “He’s something to jizz over, love you nerd” ~nerdo

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

I only ever get to kiss hotties like you durring 3somes. ~nerdo

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

It’s better when it hurts, when it’s stop hurting, you start forgetting. ~Nerdo

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

50% of marriages fail. So if you are happily married your spouse is probably miserable. ~nerdo

Saturday, November 20th, 2010