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So this chick sends me naked pictures of her self by accedent. Say’s “Don’t tell anyone.” So to make her feel better I say “What pictures?” So she sends them again and “Don’t tell anyone, I didn’t mean to send them to you”Don’t tell anyone = Tell everyone ~Nerdo

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

I’m only good in bed if you like fucking me. ~Nerdo

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Sugar cookie dough is a rather acceptable replace ment for sex if you have perfomance issues one night. ~Nerdo

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Jennifer: Thanks John. I appreciate you telling me that.about a minute ago · Like John: My pleasure. Wow, I just used you to pleasure myself.2 seconds ago

Friday, October 29th, 2010

you’re an idiot :]

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake: I’ll probably shit the bed.

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake: I’ll probably shit the bed.

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

lessthenperfect.com is my new project. Help! ~ Nerdo

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

When talking to a friend about an evil ex.. I would have kidnapped you and locked you in a towertill some knight in shining armor could save you ~Nerdo

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Don’t you hate it when you are in the mood for sushi and all you have is Easy Mac? Well I’m not that guy. I was in the mood for Easy Mac and I got sushi. ~Nerdo

Monday, October 18th, 2010