To my holier then thou friends: Some times I think my belief in freedom of religion seems to be stonger then your faith. You seem to think I have freedom from religion. I believe in hope, and strive for a better outcome, while you depend on faith and fester waiting for better things to come. I don’t think the devil is a dance floor, and a drink isn’t doom. The bible is a guidline, but free thought is what blazed the trail you are trying to follow. Things happen for a reason, and some times that reason is nobody got up and did something about it before it was to late. Make a change for the better, if not in your life, in someone elses. This is our world… come be part of it. You’ll be in his world soon enough. ~Nerdo

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

My lasts girl suck dick so good that she could suck a rusty bumper and make it look like it’s chrome.

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

She: “Size doesn’t matter.”Me: “Guess you don’t need me then.”

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

I wish I had an intergalactic space ship with stripper poles in it so you would make time to visit. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

well Every other option will lead to sex.

Friday, December 24th, 2010

Shit Happens-Forrest Gump

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

He’s lucky he figured out how special you are before you did or he would never have gotton you back. ~Nerdo

Friday, December 17th, 2010

I had an online relationship once withthis girl. I loved her a lot, but she would always complain that when we were chatting, she felt as if everything she said went in one eye and out the other. ~Nerdo

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Roses are red, Violets are blue…I stretched out my condomto use as a inner tube.Now my bike worksMelanie saysgrossLe~Nerdo saysbut I have no protection.I guess I can use my helmetto protect my errection.

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

I’m in a rutt myself. The one girl I want to have love me is is a necropheliac who is scared of committment. ~Nerdo

Sunday, December 5th, 2010