I want to invent “Passing gas stations” ~Nerdo

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

I don’t pull out to keep from getting her pregnant, I pull out to keep her from cumming. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

I’m just a day dreamer who is lucky enough to have the people I day dream about actually exist. ~Nerdo

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

I freak out if I can’t text while poopin ~nerdo

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

I used to lovelike there was no tomorrowThat was yesterday. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Her: You don’t know me well enough to speak to me like that.Nerdo: I doubt I would even speak to you if I knew you that well.

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

I need to buy bacon flavored shoes because I seem to keep putting my foot in my mouth. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

If I banged her any longer, I probably would have bumped myself into a higher tax bracket. ~nerdo

Sunday, January 16th, 2011

Last whim I had , cost someone with similar DNA to me 18 years of child support. ~Nerdo

Sunday, January 16th, 2011

Trust is gained through ignorance and destroyed with knowledge. ~Nerdo

Saturday, January 15th, 2011