How to know who your true friends are:
1) Die
2) watch who comes to your funeral
3) Find the 2 or 3 who are pissed off because everyone else is pretending that they were there for you when you were alive
4) Haunt them.
- In the mean time, do your best to be a good friend to those who are still alive. ~Nerdo
Sunday, December 13th, 2015