How can so many people who don’t like me, like my status updates? ~Nerdo
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011
your mama is so fat that the USDA sponsored her first tattoo- nerdo
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011
I try to find my kindred… and when I do… try not to piss them off too much by being unique. ~Lenerdo
Tuesday, August 30th, 2011
How come I am the only one not asking “What’s in it for me?” ~Nerdo
Monday, August 29th, 2011
Shady come in many different mediums, but even MAC doesn’t sell the type of concealer you need to hide your dark spots. ~Nerdo
Thursday, August 25th, 2011
At what % of tatoo’s on your body do you no longer get to claim to be white and can say you are a colored person. ~Nerdo
Sunday, August 21st, 2011
I’m not creepy, you’ve just been sheltered. ~Nerdo
Sunday, August 21st, 2011
Looks don’t matter, its’ non disclosure agreements that matter. ~Nerdo
Sunday, August 21st, 2011
I’ve never fucked an ugly girl drunk. My excuse was she was my girlfriend. ~NErdo
Sunday, August 21st, 2011
I’m now running perfection 2.0 ~Nerdo
Wednesday, August 17th, 2011