I’m going to punch you in the face

Monday, August 30th, 2010

My heart was bruised and aged, but now thanks’s to you, there are stretch marks on it too!

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

Hush, you know good sex is worth it’s weight in air miles.

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

I didn’t say where you’ll feel the tingle

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

Hush, you know good sex is worth it’s weight in air miles.

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

It only hurts when you put it in sideways.

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

I’m a necropheliac… How good are you at playing dead…

Thursday, August 26th, 2010