If you wanted sex, all you had to do was ask, and buy me a car.

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Isn’t it great when you can say “I get to see” a relative instead of saying “I have to see” ~Nerdo

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Why do women always want to sleep with me with in the first 7 inches of meeting me? ~Nerdo

Friday, September 24th, 2010

i liked him from the start… but i wasnt INTO him until he told me off one day.. and he wasnt even telling me off.. he was telling me how he would tell of someone else and it turned me on.. lol

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

In the school of life, your boyfriend is the class that you keep failing. There is no grading curve for a lesson not learned.

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

It’s ok hun, you don’t need to be turned on for me to get off.

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Rickie: Whats an aptitude test?Lahey: its a suitability test rickieRickie: Look I’ll wear a suit if i have too, I dont care.

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Yolandawhat do you think about vajazzling12:26amMeI think it’s a word I’ve never seen before12:28amYolandaits a bedazzled vajayjay

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Ok. This thing works. Looking forward to seeing what stupid shit people say. ~Le~Nerdo

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

imagine: MEXICAN mexicans.

Monday, August 30th, 2010