Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events.Negligible minds discuss people. I have an idea, lets make a date, and talk about your ex.

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Wonder what the devil thought every time Jesus took a dump. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

You know, I grew up thinking that masturbation was wrong, and that everyone one heaven was watching me when I did it. Talk about guilty pleasure! ~Nerdo

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

If you live your life expecting people to not be there for you, the most likely won’t. Keep hope alive!!… I think the reason one should learn to care for them selves is because nobody is going to brush and floss for you every day, and root canals are a bitch AND it’s unfair to let others care for you when you don’t. Everyknows how bad it sucks when you love someone and they are hooked on drugs, or abusive lovers… etc. You owe it to those who care about you to take the best care of yourself you can. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

I wrote a love letter to myself. I though it was a pathetic attempt for attention so I threw it away and now I’ll never know if I would have felt the same way. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

So this chick sends me naked pictures of her self by accedent. Say’s “Don’t tell anyone.” So to make her feel better I say “What pictures?” So she sends them again and “Don’t tell anyone, I didn’t mean to send them to you”Don’t tell anyone = Tell everyone ~Nerdo

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

I’m only good in bed if you like fucking me. ~Nerdo

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Sugar cookie dough is a rather acceptable replace ment for sex if you have perfomance issues one night. ~Nerdo

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Jennifer: Thanks John. I appreciate you telling me that.about a minute ago · Like John: My pleasure. Wow, I just used you to pleasure myself.2 seconds ago

Friday, October 29th, 2010

you’re an idiot :]

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010