Do you think I can get a tax break for the way I’m worshiping your body? ~Nerdo

Sunday, May 8th, 2011

When I can’t stand a girl, I bend her over ~Nerdo

Sunday, May 8th, 2011

I used to know a girl as pretty as you, but then they reincarnated me. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

Be careful. Never reward bad behavior or your child will never make a living as a dominatrix. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

I believe in love as much as I believe in God. When you feel it, it exist, when it hurts you, it exist, when it’s not active in your life to notice it’s absence and doubt it’s existence to be something real. Now I just ride the wave till it crashes, paddle back out and wait for the next one.

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

I believe in love as much as I believe in God. When you feel it, it exist, when it hurts you, it exist, when it’s not active in your life to notice it’s absence and doubt it’s existence to be something real. Now I just ride the wave till it crashes, paddle back out and wait for the next one.

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Women love me touching them. Would be nice if they loved me, touching them. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Lol, she dumped me because I’m doing another bikini laser tag…by far the stupidest thing you’ve ever said.

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

I woke up on the wrong side of the heart today. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011