The older I get, the less I fear and the more I love. Proof positive you get stupid with age. ~Nerdo

Sunday, April 24th, 2011

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

Smells like you have a magic carpet of shit flying around in your ass. ~Nerdo

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

Her: I need to sleep.Me: What about my needs?Her: You need to sleep too.Me: Zzzzzzzzz ~nerdo

Sunday, April 17th, 2011

It wasn’t until my passing that I realized I loved her. Having been 3 days since she killed me, my body was quicky starting to decompose and I was running out of options. Do I stay here, do I move on, or do I strike a deal with the powers that be and join the ranks of the undead… ~Nerdo

Sunday, April 17th, 2011

I think your boyfriends a great guy! ~Nerdo

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

I think this moth is under achieving. I’ve watched him for an hour and he still looks like a multi colored worm. ~Nerdo

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

How do you tell a cop he’s an asshole with out having to pay the increased insurance rates for doing so? Nerdo

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

I don’t mind 2 faced people, it lets both my hands land a punch. ~Nerdo

Saturday, March 26th, 2011

Help stop child abuse. Use a fucking condom asshole. ~Nerdo

Saturday, March 26th, 2011