I had an online relationship once withthis girl. I loved her a lot, but she would always complain that when we were chatting, she felt as if everything she said went in one eye and out the other. ~Nerdo

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Roses are red, Violets are blue…I stretched out my condomto use as a inner tube.Now my bike worksMelanie saysgrossLe~Nerdo saysbut I have no protection.I guess I can use my helmetto protect my errection.

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

I’m in a rutt myself. The one girl I want to have love me is is a necropheliac who is scared of committment. ~Nerdo

Sunday, December 5th, 2010

I always dreamed i would find a girl who would be my best friend, then become a lover, then go hit some crazy swinger parties with me.. then we both get aids and die happily together. Problem is, they will probably find a cure for aids by then. ~Nerdo

Sunday, December 5th, 2010

I think in the USA everyone should be raised chirstian. So that way they have the fear of God. Once they turn 18, we tell them we were lying , but if you do a crime, the cops will get you instead. ~Nerdo

Sunday, December 5th, 2010

Reason #13 to like dub step. I was playing Dub radio on Pandora, loaded a song in youtube and both were playing at the same time and I didn’t notice a differance.

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

The reason I got banned off POF.com was because I said on my profile that “I wanted to date a woman with black kids, so that way when I come visit, I’ll know what ones are mine.” ~Nerdo

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

Dear santa. I was sex this Xmas. I am over 18 and wont report you anymore. ~Nerdo

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

My ex was so skinny I would roll her around in flower to find the dry spot. ~Nerdo

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

The closest thing to fondu I’ve had recently was when I left my munster cheeze in the car window.

Saturday, December 4th, 2010