Just because your a goddess, doesn’t make you any less of a girl. ~NErdo
Thursday, December 2nd, 2010
I just woke up from an epic dream. Lots of details are fading fast, but I gotta tell you when a Buddy Christ*, ZOMBIE Jesus with Karate chop blood bolts from his hands and the Decepticon glow in his eyes shows up on the back of a jet ski and takes out the whole damn airplane I’m trying to steal from romE. You know your brain has something to say when you dream like that ~Nerdo
Wednesday, December 1st, 2010
Hey, Wanna by some Chantix? I just need enough to by a pack of smokes. ~Nerdo
Wednesday, December 1st, 2010
Everything thing happens for a reason. Some times the reason is your a total dipshit and should have known better. ~Nerdo
Wednesday, December 1st, 2010
Why are you so sad? I wanna pry that frown open and make you gag. ~Nerdo
Friday, November 26th, 2010
I had a dream of a girl who looked like you. When I woke up, I jizzed and totally forgot about her till now. ~Nerdo
Friday, November 26th, 2010
What do you mean Taco Bell doesn’t offer free mobile to mobile? ~Nerdo
Friday, November 26th, 2010
I pledge allegiance to the united credit score of America. One nation under appreciated, uninsured, with free medical and pain killers for some. ~Nerdo
Monday, November 22nd, 2010
It took me twenty years to realize that the world was truly my oyster. Took me about 15 minutes after that to realize I was allergic to shellfish. ~Nerdo
Monday, November 22nd, 2010
Wow, you look just like my Ex wife.. Wanna fuck for old times sake? ~Nerdo
Sunday, November 21st, 2010