I tried to watch human centi on net flix, but it was choppy… it would stream , cut, then stream again, then cut.., then stream again, then cut… kind if wish it was all connected into one long film… ~Nerdo
Sunday, November 21st, 2010
To everyone who forwards me little “Special friendship” text with cute pictures… I would really prefer you send me pictures of your ass and say “He’s something to jizz over, love you nerd” ~nerdo
Sunday, November 21st, 2010
I only ever get to kiss hotties like you durring 3somes. ~nerdo
Sunday, November 21st, 2010
Sunday, November 21st, 2010
It’s better when it hurts, when it’s stop hurting, you start forgetting. ~Nerdo
Sunday, November 21st, 2010
50% of marriages fail. So if you are happily married your spouse is probably miserable. ~nerdo
Saturday, November 20th, 2010
I’m French, we don’t have to pay child support because when the Americans bailed us out in WW][, the knocked up all our women and left. So Obama made a deal with the French. We start wearing deodorant and he’ll put French babies in the next bail out. ~nerdo
Friday, November 19th, 2010
If I were a sperm cell and you were an egg. I would pull over and wait to sober up a bit more before I continued.
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010
That is an orgasm waiting to happen. ~Nerdo
Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
So my stomach was making some really weird noises… Was assuming a epic fart was down the road… Then I realized I was laying on my phone and someone was talking to me about butt dialing. ~Nerdo
Sunday, November 14th, 2010