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Tuesday, January 7th, 2014

I am proof that anyone can get laid, the problem is finding a chick willing to sit on you till you bust outta your shell. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, January 7th, 2014

I gave a girl a date rape drug the other night, and she didn’t rape anyone. she just passed out. I want my money back. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, January 7th, 2014

Last night it was cold so I put all the chickens in my bed. There can be such thing as too much cock in the morning. “Anycockwilldooooooo” . ~Nerdo

Tuesday, January 7th, 2014

I started to keep a diary, but then I felt bad, and gave it back to her…. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, January 7th, 2014

People always assume the worse.(That’s me assuming the worse in people about assuming things) ~Nerdo

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

I come from a time where masturbation was still tabooso it was a sad deprived thing. One day I stood up proud and said… Yeah, I love to beat off and I really doubt God is sitting there watching me saying “Oh yeah, that kids going to hell” ~Nerdo

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

The day everyone stops believing we are all equal, is the day we will be equal. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, December 31st, 2013

Told to a 17 year old party girl…. You are young. You don’t feel it because if you died today, you will have lived to the end of your life. But trust me. You have been skipping the parts of life that help you get focus, busy playing with those who don’t have it. You have been doing grown up things instead of growing up things… Take this time to play… not party , and you’ll see how the focus becomes clearer. I know you’ve backed of the scene, and ya been doing really good lately. Proud of you. Make any sense? ~Nerdo

Tuesday, December 31st, 2013

There is no King in the EDM realm. I refuse to believe Molly is the rightful air to the dance floor. 100’s have stood up against her, while 1000’s fall to her charisma. Who’s leading them? Is this magical world of limitless fractals , free roaming sparkle ponies, legions of harden playa warriors, and self loathing trolls our home? It seems to me our fractured scene is held together buy the nobles, knights, wizards and trolls. Most are positioning for power using magic potions to win the minds of the young people having already secured the elders with pills. The only glimmer of hope I truly see are the goddess who use there innocence to capture our hearts, and there warrior spirits to keep them pure. “How do we bring the people under a a banner other then drugs.” is an insurmountable quest I have chosen to undertake. Am I alone? ~Nerdo

Tuesday, December 31st, 2013