What’s your sign = How much bullshit must I spew to get into your pants. ~Nerdo

Saturday, July 6th, 2013

The whole “the world is what you make of it”thing is fucked, if you’re mind is making a world with out your consent. ~Nerdo

Thursday, July 4th, 2013

Proving haters wrong is like wiping your butt before you poop. It’s useless. Just do your own shit, and move on . ~Nerdo

Monday, July 1st, 2013

Some times I wish I could give people a 20% boost on their iq just long enough for them to realize how stupid the shit they do really is, then have it drop back to normal and see if they keep doing it. Because I would be the first person I would to it to. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, June 18th, 2013

I just came up with a really funny joke about “Fear of commitment”. I’m just not ready to tell you yet. My joke about being a public figure the other day made me wanna run for office and see if I can make pipes and bongs mandatory smoking devices in pubic. That way there are no more cig butts on the ground. ~Nerdo

Sunday, June 16th, 2013

I really feel the need to apologize for something I did that was really dumb. Any suggestions on what I could do ? Nerdo

Tuesday, June 11th, 2013

“Don’t roll your eyes at me… ” I don’t think I have ever rolled my eyes in any direction but away from the offending person… ~Nerdo

Monday, June 10th, 2013

Say hi to girls, I much rather a nice guy have a chance with her before a BRO steps up and slips her a well seasoned STD. ~Nerdo

Monday, June 10th, 2013

A thing about having open arms… it means they can go just as easy as they come. If your arms close to try to confine them, others can’t get in anymore. If I read that you let him back in AGAIN I’mma block you. Watching others hurt themselves and they know the right thing to do is not healthy either. ~Nerdo

Monday, June 10th, 2013

God is an Atheist. ~Nerdo

Monday, June 10th, 2013