Ya know how I can’t make everyone happy? Everyone else is happy, so I guess you’re shit outta luck on this one. ~Nerdo

Thursday, May 9th, 2013

You weren’t dropped as a child, you were actually dropped kicked. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

T rex get’s you with his mouth, then tickles you with his little hands. ~Nerdo

Saturday, May 4th, 2013

When a peer told me… Be kind to yourself… I went and rubbed one out. but what I think she meant was “Surround yourself with people who are kind to you.” So I’mm try to get others to fap me. ~Nerdo

Thursday, May 2nd, 2013

Give more then you take doesn’t mean shit. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

I don’t take sexy pictures, I am willing to do implied sexy photos. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

Me? I’m not famous, I’m fabulous. ~Nerdo

Monday, April 22nd, 2013

Ya know a call for help is much different then a cry for attention. IF the helping hand was extended, would you take it, or would you use it to comfort you for a moment then go back to what you know? ~Nerdo

Monday, April 22nd, 2013

You should make yourself that much more amazing that expectations rise to meet you. ~Nerdo

Saturday, April 20th, 2013

If its any consolation, I’ve decided to not be sick, in pain or mentally unstable so my guest won’t have to steal from me. Nerdo

Friday, April 19th, 2013