I have a 40 year old door knob I needs to be polished. Also, I have a rose garden that I would love to have tulips added it. So if you you are confidant in your ability to plant tulips and polish my knob, let me know. ~Nerdo

Monday, September 17th, 2012

Do you realize how many women I am going to have to feel up to get the thrill of what feeling you up would be? ~Nerdo

Monday, September 17th, 2012

The worse part of having great friends is trying to figure out what ones wanna sleep with you. ~Nerdo

Monday, September 17th, 2012

Makes me wanna send a friend request to her soul. Nerdo

Monday, September 17th, 2012

I wished you lived in my bed so I could disapprove of the men you fucked next to me. ~Nerdo

Saturday, September 15th, 2012

Someones heart is going to break tonightIt won’t be my woundbut I’ll be the bandage.She will then throw herself at me, and I will politly declineand she will feel stupidand our friendship will end. I am that guy. ~Nerdo

Friday, September 14th, 2012

My dreams come true every day…. and I realize it’s not what I ever wanted.I never dreamed of what I wanted… I dreamed of the results of having what I wanted.I wasted my dreams…. on the symptoms…. ~Nerdo

Friday, September 14th, 2012

If I had a chance, I would have never traded my youth for wisdom, but I would have traded my heart for you. ~Nerdo

Friday, September 14th, 2012

I want to be in a fake realtionship. Where everything is how it should be.Not how it is. ~Nerdo

Friday, September 14th, 2012

It’s nice to be the one who says “I love you too” every now and then. ~Nerdo

Friday, September 14th, 2012