Deep conversations 101:Me: Have you ever not trusted your next breath?Her: Yes, the only fear I have is deathMe: It’s amazing what a good fart can do. ~Nerdo

Friday, September 14th, 2012

If we were lovers, I would want to die without you.because as it is, it’s already hard to live with you. ~Nerdo

Friday, September 14th, 2012

Your my fart, and I’m you knocker. ~Nerdo

Friday, September 14th, 2012

I wish we were lovers pastwho already knew each others heartsso we understood why we are apart. ~Nerdo

Friday, September 14th, 2012

I see it in your jeans, you can fuck me now while you are still skinny, and I’ll agree to fuck you when you get at, or you can just accept I’m an asshole now and not try to sleep with me once you are. ~Nerdo

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

I now understand why so many burners become elitist. Playa dust on your shoes make you feel like you are walking in the clouds, even in the default world. ~Nerdo

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

We come from the dust, and to the dust we will return some how for the first time in my life doesn’t sound like some BS religious catch phrase. ~Nerdo

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

♥ People who can dish it out, but can’t take it. When it comes to Anal, I’m one of them. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

That moment when a skinny girl realizes she’s fat. No, I mean when she is actually fat. Not thinking she’s fat. But like actually fat. That’s the moment I have some how become and asshole for not warning her ahead of time. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

Do you know what the definition of “Fuck Yea” is?… Fuck Yea I do! ~Nerdo

Monday, September 10th, 2012