Love is too short in supply on this planet to be lost between friends needlessly. If we gonna be all crazy and emotional, can we at least be having sex? I much rather lose a friend to a few great orgasms then to misunderstands. ~Nerdo

Monday, July 2nd, 2012

Anyone who says “don’t judge me” is doing something wrong. ~Nerdo

Saturday, June 30th, 2012

Her: imagination and lube might help you. ;)Me:By the time the lube comes out, there isn’t much room left for imagination. ~Nerdo

Friday, June 29th, 2012

I got big balls, they float. and if Florida goes down, it’s gonna go all the way to those balls and I see tears in it’s eyes…. I’m not leaving Florida till Micky mouse does. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, June 27th, 2012

Careful, Yes, that guy is very charming, but the C is silent. ~Nerdo

Monday, June 25th, 2012

What makes me creepy is I keep looking for missing people, even after they have been found. ~Nerdo

Monday, June 25th, 2012

I think you’re mistaking hooking up with guys, and they leaving as soon as they get what the want, as being selective. ~Nerdo

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

I only hang out with people I wanna have sex with. That way if we get drunk and something happens, only 1/2 of us regret it. ~Nerdo

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

I’m a real person… time is what makes us real friends. ~Nerdo

Thursday, June 21st, 2012

so reasons why i m in love with you:1) You exist2) You do it well. ~Nerdo

Thursday, June 21st, 2012