Best way to get a chick in bed: Agree to take it slow. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012

QUICK! Come hide in my condom! ~nerdo

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012

She just needs to learn to treat others how they should be treated, now how she’s been treated. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

If you give X to your car expecting it to roll, don’t bitch when that fucker blows up on ya. ~NErdo

Monday, June 4th, 2012

Her: I want a new tatooMe: I’m selling my old one. ~Nerdo

Monday, June 4th, 2012

Karma is a way to feel better for failing. Don’t rely on it for revenge. Success is the best revenge. Work hard, and smile and nod , is what i suggest. ~Nerdo

Monday, June 4th, 2012

My theory.. If you don’t like titties, do your part in helping by smoking and eating unhealthy. That’s the best way to make titties go away. If you like titties, say thank you to the women who take care of them and are kind enough to share them with us. 🙂 ~Nerdo

Monday, June 4th, 2012

I’m going to change my name to life so I can sleep with more angry frustrated women. ~Nerdo

Monday, June 4th, 2012

You make me wish my sexual life partner wasn’t being used to type this comment. ~Nerdo

Saturday, June 2nd, 2012

Me: I keep catching myself wanting pork 9:51 PMHer: Whats wrong with that? 9:54 PMMe: I want to pork you. 9:57 PM ~Nerdo

Saturday, June 2nd, 2012