If people could read, we wouldn’t need dubstep. ~Nerdo

Saturday, June 2nd, 2012

I got so sick and tired of all the gay guys trying to kiss me to convince me that I should be gay, that I started kissing gay guys to convince them they should be straight. ~nerdo

Friday, June 1st, 2012

Your vagina would make the perfect wedding ring. ~Nerdo

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

At my party I liked the rednecks that didn’t understand how there could be soo many people in one area nad not a single nascar logo. ~Nerdo

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

Me: I’m worried about having sex again. I think I’m a bit rusty.Her: lol you’ll be fine, its like riding a bike.Me: Yeah, with the chain falling off after 2 minutes. Nerdo

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

You are a fucking genius! I don’t want a house phone, but a dubstep phone would rock! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hp4R1OkrYE ~Nerdo

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

Really wish cops did more to serve us then to serve us citations. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

I think every woman whos wants to escape Florida should sleep with me. Might save them a bus ticket. ~nerdo

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

Her: Someone tore my feelings, destroyed my trust, and threw me away like garbage. Just like they always do.Me: May I recycle you? I’ll pick you out the trash, clean you up, tie hemp rope around you and turn you into a dream catcher. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

Good friends are priceless and make the world a better place. Hope my friends don’t figure that out. I would miss them. ~nerdo

Sunday, May 27th, 2012