HIM: Why do I always feel like I end up Winning?Me: Because that’s how the Special Olympics make all the participants feel like. ~Nerdo

Sunday, May 27th, 2012

That awkward moment when the hug is over and you realize I’m still touching you. ~Nerdo

Saturday, May 26th, 2012

Jamison Alyssa: You da best. 6:49 PMMe: Then tell me why I don’t taste like bacon. 6:53 PM~Nerdo

Friday, May 25th, 2012

Some times I think the women I know date losers just so they won’t have to sleep with me. ~Nerdo

Friday, May 25th, 2012

I gotta stop looking at porn. I’m scared that my laptops starting to have shaken baby syndrome. ~Nerdo

Friday, May 25th, 2012

I rather get a hotel out there with a big hot tub, fill it up with a bunch of bi Greek girls and dress up as an olive and see if anyone likes martinis. ~Nerdo

Friday, May 25th, 2012

Her: what do u do when ur good friend is getting married and the person they are marrying tries to start shit with you? Me: You lose a good friend. You are hot. It’s why i’m single.If my lover have problems with my friends:SEE YAand since I have many hot , perverted, soooo slutty they would make a unicorn cry friends… it’s hard to find a girl who will accept it. ~Nerdo

Friday, May 25th, 2012

It’s ok to be an asshole, as long as your willing to deal with the shit you create. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012

Yeah, everyone out grows the scene when they gotta start buying their own drugs. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012

Being single this long has taught me many thingspeople need you…or want youbut nobody knows youor get to know youIf you won’t fill a want or a need.I don’t want to be used anymore. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012