Necro-Glide: The only personal lubricant infused with ammonia and formaldehyde you keep you moving long after you’re lover has stopped moving. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

FYI, when a girl stays with a guy who mistreats her, she’s putting herself first. It’s selfish to try to prove that you can change someone. Your ego won’t let you walk away. If you were truly giving , You would give others the knowledge that it’s wrong to mistreat people then to reward them. ~Nerdo

Monday, March 26th, 2012

I dunno, I think it should be, is it better to have loved and lost, and lost and lost and lost and lost and …. ~Lenerdo

Friday, March 23rd, 2012

No, karma is just a way to make yourself feel better about getting fucked over. Best thing to to do when someone fucks you over. do something nice for someone who would appreciate it. We have to work hard to make up for what the bad people do in this world. ~Nerdo

Friday, March 23rd, 2012

Premeditated self defense. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

I’m not sexist. I just hate doing laundry. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

I just gave myself a wedgie looking at this picture. And I’m not even wearing underwear. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

Her: I don’t know you enough to invite you over..Me: I know, that’s why I invited myself over.~Nerdo

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

Gift Askme how would you like it crispy, middle, or chewy?Anthony Kony Moist and flexible but still firm

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

I wish you knew how to be beautiful. You would cry less. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012