Hooters girls = Hard working girls who haven’t’ realized they are hot enough to not have to work hard. ~Nerdo
Tuesday, March 20th, 2012
Ok, you play skrillex, and I’ll play the 16 year old prostitot . My safe word is “rage face”
Tuesday, March 20th, 2012
What’s wrong? Lost the keys to the hand cuffs again? I found mine in the strap on harness. ~Nerdo
Tuesday, March 20th, 2012
Me: What’s needed to repack women?Mechanic: I don’t understand the question.Me: I was going to ask about bearings, but women seemed more fun. ~Nerdo
Sunday, March 18th, 2012
Her post: Things to do with my life and making steps towards: Getting Master’s Degree, moving, and taking women’s self defense class.My comment Can we go on a date before you take that class please? ~Nerdo
Saturday, March 17th, 2012
The good news , is every lesson learned about love this person has taught you, makes you a better lover for the next person. Love isn’t the destination. It’s the path. You have been enjoying the well groomed walkway, now the path is getting rocky. Good luck! ~Nerdo
Friday, March 16th, 2012
If you don’t wanna swallow, don’t try to suck my dick. ~Nerdo
Friday, March 16th, 2012
I grind her teeth at night. ~Nerdo
Friday, March 16th, 2012
it’s the Facebook curse. We’ve all sceen it. The persons sost top being about the random things that interested them. They start being about “had a great day” “Things are looking up up finally” “smiling” “relation status from single to in a relationship” “so and so is wonderful” “so and so is great” (This can go on for a long time, as long as there are still other updates about things like your cat, your job, your favorite band etc, too . It’s when the post are nothing else but about this new person, then the dreaded post “I’ve never felt like this before” that the curse kicks in. it’s almost always soon followed by “relationship status from in a relationship to single ” and a bunch of post about life being shit, people being 2 faced, etc. Don’t tell me you guys haven’t noticed this phenomenon? ~Nerdo
Thursday, March 15th, 2012
I want to have wild uninhibited , unprotected sex with a married woman and not give a fuck what anyone thinks. ~Nerdo p.s. will you marry me?
Thursday, March 15th, 2012