I need more days at the office,Good luck with everything. Let me know if there is anything you need. no, I’m not being nice because I’m trying to sleep with you. I’m trying to sleep with you regardless if you need my help or not. ~Lenerdo

Monday, March 5th, 2012

I need more days at the office,Good luck with everything. Let me know if there is anything you need. no, I’m not being nice because I’m trying to sleep with you. I’m trying to sleep with you regardless if you need my help or not. ~Lenerdo

Monday, March 5th, 2012

I can tell you, being a tall man is like having nice tits, even though I’m’ ugly, I win out in natural selection. ~Nerdo

Sunday, March 4th, 2012

I couldn’t find the path to happiness…. I realized later on that happiness is the path. (I stole this from a dead monkey) ~nerdo

Sunday, March 4th, 2012

Just remember, your vagina can also have bad hair days if you let it. ~Nerdo

Saturday, March 3rd, 2012

All kidding aside. I am a knight in shining Laytex. I will protect you and our kingdom. But until you are my queen, i will wear that armor and fight for your trust. ~Nerdo

Saturday, March 3rd, 2012

I had to put it in there or I would have had to say “Work On My Penis.” ~Nerdo

Saturday, March 3rd, 2012

too bad there’s no H in womp

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

DEAR PLUR. Please stop letting kids use you as an excuse to do stupid shit. WHOMP Work Hard Own My Paycheck. Put down your rainbow and pick up a shovel to bury your shit. ~Nerdo

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

I understand that all the women assume I want to sleep with them. What I don’t understand is why they don’t want to. ~Nerdo

Friday, March 2nd, 2012