Her: Suck it up!Me: Drip it on me.
Wednesday, June 15th, 2011
If strippers are now called “exotic dancers” then drug dealers should be called “exotic pharmacist” -vallee
Tuesday, June 14th, 2011
I hope you shit the bed.
Monday, June 13th, 2011
Yay! = Yay² / (Techo – Ountz) * BASS * N Where N = The drop. ~Nerdo
Monday, June 13th, 2011
I am dumb, because I waited to this time in my life to start using the gifts I have, instead of thinking they were wasted on me. ~Nerdo
Monday, June 13th, 2011
I’ve learned that if I’m going to have good people in my life, I have to put them there. Seems mostly bad people wander in, find someone they can feed off and stick around. Good friends don’t come easy. ~Nerdo
Monday, June 13th, 2011
Me: Come out dancing?Me: Come out blinking?Her: What does that mean?Me: It’s like all my other invites for you to do stuff. Except this one is just blinking. Figured, you might not party, and ya might not dance, you might not even eat. But I’m pretty sure you blink. Figured that might be something you would be willing to do.Her: oh my goodness. you would never believe this but i can’t blink. only wink. one eye at a time.~Nerdo
Monday, June 13th, 2011
Why would I lie to you? I’m only try to fuck you. ~Nerdo
Sunday, June 12th, 2011
If you want me to take your shit, you better give me some ass first! ~Nerdo
Sunday, June 12th, 2011
No means, more drinks please. ~Nerdo
Sunday, June 12th, 2011