I think of someone else when I am with her, but I can’t think of someone else with her. ~Nerdo

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

I wouldn’t know what to do with a hotty like youI’m used to ugly chicks that I can leave marks on. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

Dear “It’s Me”, you have left me over 10 messages this week , with a different voice each time. I sure wish I knew who you are. ~Nerdo

Monday, February 21st, 2011

Wow, if an other girls mentions scared of getting hurt before they even do anal , I’m gonna poke my eyes out. ~Nerdo

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Her: looks aren’t everything thou ya knowNErdo: Yeah, smell has a pretty strong role in it too.

Saturday, February 12th, 2011

Easy ain’t pimping. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

I don’t think it’s fair. Tit’s cost a few grand but sports cars that can get guys laid are a few hundred grand. I don’t wanna hear women bitch that they get less deodorant then men. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

I don’t see nothing wrong… with a little bump in grind…. as long as both parties are insured and have a low deductible. ~Nerdo

Monday, February 7th, 2011

What ever the opposite of brain freeze is, I just got it. ~Nerdo

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

Every time there is someone new we meet, there are new boundaries to breech, every new love is a new limit to be reached then it all comes crashing to an end as the the tires screech. ~Nerdo

Saturday, February 5th, 2011