Her: You don’t know me well enough to speak to me like that.Nerdo: I doubt I would even speak to you if I knew you that well.

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

I need to buy bacon flavored shoes because I seem to keep putting my foot in my mouth. ~Nerdo

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

If I banged her any longer, I probably would have bumped myself into a higher tax bracket. ~nerdo

Sunday, January 16th, 2011

Last whim I had , cost someone with similar DNA to me 18 years of child support. ~Nerdo

Sunday, January 16th, 2011

Trust is gained through ignorance and destroyed with knowledge. ~Nerdo

Saturday, January 15th, 2011

Dont trust a French Man they always wanna Hump your leg

Friday, January 14th, 2011

I almost thought of you while I jizzed, but I held out until I was able to think of someone else.

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

I don’t need to get tested for std’s. Thy already told me what I have.

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

Who ever said the blue fire burns the hottest, never had a herpies outbreak. ~Nerdo.

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

It’s not polite to shoot English speaking people.

Sunday, January 9th, 2011