She: “Size doesn’t matter.”Me: “Guess you don’t need me then.”

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

I wish I had an intergalactic space ship with stripper poles in it so you would make time to visit. ~Nerdo

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

well Every other option will lead to sex.

Friday, December 24th, 2010

Shit Happens-Forrest Gump

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

He’s lucky he figured out how special you are before you did or he would never have gotton you back. ~Nerdo

Friday, December 17th, 2010

I had an online relationship once withthis girl. I loved her a lot, but she would always complain that when we were chatting, she felt as if everything she said went in one eye and out the other. ~Nerdo

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Roses are red, Violets are blue…I stretched out my condomto use as a inner tube.Now my bike worksMelanie saysgrossLe~Nerdo saysbut I have no protection.I guess I can use my helmetto protect my errection.

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

I’m in a rutt myself. The one girl I want to have love me is is a necropheliac who is scared of committment. ~Nerdo

Sunday, December 5th, 2010

I always dreamed i would find a girl who would be my best friend, then become a lover, then go hit some crazy swinger parties with me.. then we both get aids and die happily together. Problem is, they will probably find a cure for aids by then. ~Nerdo

Sunday, December 5th, 2010

I think in the USA everyone should be raised chirstian. So that way they have the fear of God. Once they turn 18, we tell them we were lying , but if you do a crime, the cops will get you instead. ~Nerdo

Sunday, December 5th, 2010