Dear Lesbian friends: When you date a guy, make sure he’s not a douche. Save those for the straight girls.


Tuesday, May 29th, 2018

If you go.. dance with me in the dust.. even if for just a few ticks of the metronome. Its the moments that make up the memories.


Friday, May 25th, 2018

I can’t make everyone happy. However at least I can make the people who hate me smile when I fuck up.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2018

I don’t understand why they are called “basic bitches”. You have to have at least some form of higher education to understand a Starbucks menu.


Monday, May 7th, 2018

I was never a beautiful person until played DND and found out what a beholder was. From there I learned to see myself through one of it’s eyes.


Friday, April 20th, 2018

Soon everyone you knew will only be lessons on how to deal with everyone you meet.


Monday, April 9th, 2018

When you’re side bitch is better than your main bitch but you keep her as your side bitch because your main bitch too classy to be a side bitch.

Thursday, January 11th, 2018

If you’re planning on having an orgasm soon, would you mind using my dick?


Saturday, September 30th, 2017

Man that lady looks like shes been driving on that spare doughnut her entire life.

Thursday, September 28th, 2017

Girls be kissing frogs while princess be like “Wtf ladies , I got my own carriage over here?!” ~Nerdo

Friday, August 11th, 2017